Quotes and sayings for anyone turning 40. Many people dread turning 40 (oh no! the big four oh!), but it’s a time to celebrate! Have a party - invite your friends and family over, play games, open gifts, maybe have a few drinks, and enjoy life.
Whether your birthday is coming up or someone you know is having a birthday, share your wisdom and have a laugh with these great and funny 40th birthday quotes. Don’t fret, you’re not old yet. 
Enjoy our collection of birthday quotes for the 40-year-old.
I’m not 40, I’m eighteen with 22 years experience. – Unknown
Life begins at forty. – W B Pitkin
Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age. – French Proverb
The best years of a woman’s life – the ten years between 39 and 40. – Unknown
Life begins at 40 – but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times. – Helen Rowland
Forty isn’t old, if you’re a tree. – Unknown
Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better in the morning. – Bob Hope
To laugh, if but for an instant only, has never been granted to man before the fortieth day from his birth, and then it is looked upon as a miracle of precocity. – Unknown
If life really begins on your 40th birthday, it’s because that’s when women finally get it… the guts to take back their lives. – Laura Randolph
What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy. – Voltaire
This wine is forty years old. It certainly doesn’t show its age. – Cicero
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. – Bob Hope
The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men. – Colleen McCullough
The I just woke up face of your 30′s is the all day long face of your 40′s. – Libby Reid
When you reach forty you can’t do anything every day. – Henry “Hank” Aaron
Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed. – Charles M. Schultz
Be wise with speed; a fool at forty is a fool indeed. – Edward Young
The first forty years of life give us the text: the next thirty supply the commentary. – Arthur Schopenhauer
Age is a high price to pay for maturity. – Tom Stoppard
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. – Bob Hope
I’m not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You’re as old as you feel. – Elizabeth Arden
Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that’ll get you home earlier. – Dan Bennett
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. – Reverend Larry Lorenzoni
To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am. – Bernard M. Baruch
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age. – Robert Frost
Age is a number and mine is unlisted. – Unknown
I am not old but mellow like good wine. – Stephen Phillips
At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up like a cabbage. – John Andrew Holmes
We hope you enjoyed our funny 40th birthday quotes! These are great quotes and sayings to add to cards or gifts, or to share with others on their birthday or at their birthday party.
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Corny love quotes and sayings for you and your special someone. We’ve all heard them, corny and cheesy love quotes from movies and friends. They’re enjoyable and timeless.
Corny Love Quotes
If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.
You complete me. – The movie “Jerry Maguire”
I love you, not for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.
To the world you are just one person, but to one person you’re the world.
Corny love quotes
Is your father an alien, because you’re out of this world!
When you are in Love you can’t fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams. – Dr. Seuss
I wrote your name on a piece of paper but i threw it away,
I wrote your name on my hand but it washed it the next day,
I wrote your name in the sand and the waves washed it away,
I wrote your name on my heart and forever it will stay.
Do you have a map? Cause I’m lost in your eyes.
Hey, there… Can you please catch it? My heart, it’s falling!
Is your father a terrorist? Because you’re the bomb.
Cute Corny Love Quotes and Sayings
You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater. – The Movie Austin Powers in Goldmember
You’re like a hurricane. Because when you left me. You left my heart in pieces.
I’m a bee – you can be my honey.
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
You’re like dandruff, I cant get you out of my head.
We hope you enjoyed our cheesy and corny love quotes. These are great quotes and sayings to share with your significant other or friends, and have a laugh. If you’d like to share your own corny quotes, please leave them in the comment box below.
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Cute Crush Quotes
Cute crush quotes to share with your crush, boyfriend, or girlfriend. Having a crush on someone can be an amazing feeling. You look forward to seeing them, you feel excited when you’re around them, and you hope for more. These are great quotes to share with someone you have a crush on in a cute and smart manner, but make sure you don’t come across as cheesy. The quotes can generally apply to girls or guys.
Everyone’s known someone that they just can’t help but want.
I get the best feeling in the world when you say hi to me, or even smile, because I know even if just for a second, I crossed your mind.
Love is a game that two can play and both win. – Eva Gabor
I play the same song, over and over cause it reminds me of you.
I get the best feeling in the world when you say hi or even smile at me because I know, even if its just for a second, that I’ve crossed your mind.
I want to do with you what spring does with cherry trees. – Pablo Neruda
Today I caught myself smiling for no reason… then I realized I was thinking about you.
Have you ever been talking about someone and all of a sudden you catch yourself with a huge smile on your face, I love that feeling.
You seem like a sweet person. Mind if I lick you to find out?
Who better to share your dreams with than the person you dream about?
I gave you the whole sun and stars to play with. I gave you eternity in a single moment, strength of the mountains in one clasp of your arms, and the volume of the seas in one impulse of your soul … I have given you the greatest of all things; and you ask me to give you little things. I gave you your own soul: you ask for my body as a plaything. Was it not enough? Was it not enough? – George Bernard Shaw
Don’t push it hard, if its meant to be, it’ll happen.
I don’t think of you as a crush anymore… you’re more like a bad habit that I can’t shake.
I wonder if you think of me half as much as I think about you.
I have a crush on you bigger than the sea, what do you think about me?
You always were a special friend. You knew that, I knew that. Only I knew something more. I knew that I loved you and I have for so long. You complain because you can’t find the “right girl.” I guess friendship makes you go blind to see what’s standing right in front of you.
I don’t know if I like you or love you, want you or need you, all I know is I love the feeling I get when I’m near you.
The moment my eyes fell on him, I was content. – Edith Wharton
Before I met you I never knew what it was like to look at someone and smile for no reason.
The mark of a true crush… is that you fall in love first and grope for reasons afterward. – Shana Alexander
I never found the words to say, you’re the one I think about each day.
Last night I looked up and matched each star with a reason why I love you; I was doing great, until I ran out of stars.
It’s so crazy, you walked into the room that day, just like every other day except this time my heart skipped a beat.
You’re crushing me with your cuteness!
It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone – but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
It is hard to pretend to like someone you don’t, but even harder to pretend to not like someone when you really do…
I would wait till forever just so we could be together. If only you weren’t so blind to see, how much you truly mean to me.
Don’t apologize for your feelings, it’s like apologizing for the truth.
You know you really like someone, when you sit the painful way in your chair just to get a better look at them.
It’s not telling you how I feel that scares me it’s what you’ll say back.
Hope you enjoyed our collection of cute crush quotes. This is only a partial list. If you would like to share a quote of your own, feel free to leave a comment below.
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A collection of various quotes from the movie, Waking Life. The movie is about a man who goes about meeting many different people and discussing the possible meanings and reasons to life and the universe. Enjoy these quotes!
They say that dreams are only real as long as they last. Couldn’t you say the same thing about life?
On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion. – Speed Levitch
When it was over, all I could think about was how this entire notion of oneself, what we are, is just this logical structure, a place to momentarily house all the abstractions. It was a time to become conscious, to give form and coherence to the mystery, and I had been a part of that. It was a gift. Life was raging all around me and every moment was magical. I loved all the people, dealing with all the contradictory impulses – that’s what I loved the most, connecting with the people. Looking back, that’s all that really mattered. – Woman at Restaurant
The trick is to combine your waking rational abilities with the infinite possibilities of your dreams. Because, if you can do that, you can do anything. – Guy Forsyth
Creation seems to come out of imperfection. It seems to come out of a striving and a frustration and this is where I think language came from. I mean, it came from our desire to transcend our isolation and have some sort of connection with one another. And it had to be easy when it was just simple survival. Like you know, “water.” We came up with a sound for that. Or saber tooth tiger right behind you. We came up with a sound for that. But when it gets really interesting I think is when we use that same system of symbols to communicate all the abstract and intangible things that we’re experiencing. What is like… frustration? Or what is anger or love? When I say love, the sound comes out of my mouth and it hits the other person’s ear, travels through this byzantine conduit in their brain through their memories of love or lack of love, and they register what I’m saying and they say yes, they understand. But how do I know they understand? Because words are inert. They’re just symbols. They’re dead, you know? And so much of our experience is intangible. So much of what we perceive cannot be expressed. It’s unspeakable. And yet you know, when we communicate with one another and we feel that we have connected and we think that we’re understood I think we have a feeling of almost spiritual communion. And that feeling might be transient, but I think it’s what we live for. – Kim Krizan
We have got to realize that we’re being conditioned on a mass scale. Start challenging this corporate slave state. – Alex Jones
The worst mistake that you can make is to think you’re alive when really you’re asleep in life’s waiting room. – Guy Forsyth
What you do makes a difference. We should never simply write ourselves off and see ourselves as the victim of various forces. It’s always our decision who we are. – Philosophy Professor
The idea is to remain in a state of constant departure while always arriving. –
Boat Car Guy
…and as we all know, fun rules. – John Christensen
A single ego is an absurdly narrow vantage from which to view this experience. And where most consider their individual relationship to the universe, I contemplate relationships of my various selves to one another. – Man on Television
Thanks for reading. If you haven’t seen Waking Life and you like deep, philosophical conversation, I’d recommend checking it out.
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