Life Quotes for Facebook

A collection of great life quotes for Facebook. Here are many of the best quotes on life and living to share with your friends and relatives on Facebook! Share with others how you feel with one of these quotes.

Life Quotes for Facebook

There’s no half singing in the shower–you are either a rock star or an opera diva. – Josh Groban

The trouble with the rat race is even if you win, you’re still a rat. – Lily Tomlin

The biggest adventure you can ever take is to live the life of your dreams. – Oprah Winfrey

I told my psychiatrist everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous; everyone hasn’t met me yet. – Rodney Dangerfield

Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious. – Brendan Gill

Look, I don’t want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you’re alive you’ve got to flap your arms and legs, you’ve got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or you’re not alive. – Mel Brooks

Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. – George Bernard Shaw

Don’t compromise yourself. You are all you’ve got. – Janis Joplin

Facebook Quotes about Life

To be one, to be united is a great thing. But to respect the right to be different is maybe even greater. – Bono

Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told, “I am with you kid. Let’s Go!” – Maya Angelou

Life is not like a box of chocolates. It’s more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow. – Unknown

I think the thing to do is enjoy the ride while you are on it. – Johnny Depp

How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand. – Emo Phillips

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. – Marcus Aurelius

Almost everything in life is easier to get into than out of. – Agnes’ Law

The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but that it is a bore. It is not so much a war as an endless standing in line. – H.L. Mencken

Life Quotes for Facebook Status

Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears. – John Lennon

In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different. – Coco Chanel

Have you noticed that life, real honest-to-goodness life, with murders and catastrophes and fabulous inheritances, happens almost exclusively in the newspapers? – Jean Anouilh

Life is like a cobweb, not an organizational chart. – Ross Perot

Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, love truly, Laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile. – Audrey Hepburn

Facebook Life Quotes

Be thankful for what you have; you’ll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don’t have, you will never, ever have enough. – Oprah Winfrey

I never think of the future; it comes soon enough. – Albert Einstein

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian. – Dennis Wholey

Life Quotes and Sayings for Facebook

There are no extra pieces in the universe. Everyone is here because he or she has a place to fill and every piece must fit itself into the big jigsaw puzzle. – Deepak Chopra

A man who has work that suits him and a wife, whom he loves, has squared his accounts with life. – Friedrich Hegel

The road to success is always under construction. – Lily Tomlin

There is only one difference between a long life and a good dinner: that, in the dinner, the sweets come last. – Robert Louis Stevenson

The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination. But the combination is locked up in the safe. – Peter De Vries

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