Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

May you always be happy, healthy and wealthy… so that you can take care of us when we are old!

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. – Bob Hope

According to Emerson, it is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. Let’s be stupid today. Happy birthday.

No matter how old you get, I don’t think you’ll ever grow up. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, funny and reminds me a lot of myself.

Is it getting hotter in here or is it just all the candles on your cake. – Unknown

Happy birthday wishes!

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. – George Harrison

Happy Bday! How old you are, I won’t ask…

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young. – Fred Astaire

Happy Birthday Wishes for Daughter

Wishing you miles of smiles in the coming years.

So mayst thou live, dear! many years,
In all the bliss that life endears,.. – Thomas Hood

Today is a very special day, because it is the day when I first saw my angel. May you never grow up for me! Have a lovely birthday!

May your birthday be filled with sunshine and smiles, laughter, love, and cheer.

No matter how old you are, to me you will always be my little girl. Have a great Birthday!

As parents we hope that you touch the life of thousands of other people with the same happiness, care and love that you have touched ours. Happy Birthday to the best daughter in the whole world!

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate. – Oprah Winfrey

You are the most beautiful gift anyone has ever been gifted with. Happy Birthday to the best daughter in the whole wide world!

I hope your birthday blossoms into lots of dreams come true!

Happy Birthday Wishes for Son

Wishing you all the fun and excitement that only birthdays can bring.

Many years ago on this very day, you came into our lives and brought us happiness, joy and a lot of love. Happy Birthday to the best son in the whole wide world!

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. – Jerry M. Wright

With love and best wishes to a perfect son for a wonderful Birthday!

The more candles, the bigger the wish.

Best wishes on your birthday and throughout the coming year.

Having a son like you to love is the dearest blessing by far. May your Birthday be blessed with everything you dream of!

Cute Happy Birthday Wishes

It takes a long time to grow young. – Pablo Picasso

May this year be your best ever.

One today is worth two tomorrows. – Benjamin Franklin

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip. – Unknown

I’m so glad you were born, because you brighten my life and fill it with joy.