monty python and the holy
Enjoy these Funny Movie Quotes!
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
Jack in Meet the Parents
Here’s the deal — I’m the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
Ricky Bobby in Talladega Nights
She had hands as big as Andre the Giant, and she had an Adam’s apple as big as her balls.
Andy in 40 Year Old Virgin
What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole… wheel of cheese? How’d you do that? Heck, I’m not even mad; that’s amazing. How ’bout we get you in your p.j.’s and we hit the hay.
Ron Burgundy in Anchorman
There’s no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you’ll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
Stupid is as stupid does.
Forrest Gump in Forrest Gump
The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I’d do anything to bone her.
Lloyd in Dumb and Dumber
When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry wall.
Aldous Snow in Get Him to the Greek
When life gives you lemons, just say ‘F*ck the lemons,’ and bail.
Surf Teacher in Forgetting Sarah Marshall
More funny movie quotes…
When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that’s what you’re going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England.
King on the Swamp Castle in Monty Python and the Holy Grail
If I’m not back in five minutes… wait longer!
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
When I first saw you, I thought you were handsome. Then, of course, you spoke.
As Good As It Gets
Hello Peter, whats happening? Ummm, I’m gonna need you to go ahead come in tomorrow. So if you could be here around 9 that would be great, mmmk… oh oh! and I almost forgot ahh, I’m also gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday too, kay. We ahh lost some people this week and ah, we sorta need to play catch up.
Bill Lumbergh in Office Space
I happen to know everything there is to know about maple syrup! I love maple syrup. I love maple syrup on pancakes. I love it on pizza. And I take maple syrup and put a little bit in my hair when I’ve had a rough week. What do you think holds it up, slick?
Jeremy in Wedding Crashers
Still, things could be a lot worse. Oh, that’s right… I’m falling to my death. Guess they can’t.
In Kazakhstan we have many hobbies: disco dancing, archery, rape, and table tennis.
I tell you, the real winner today is the city of Portland. Every time I come here it gets harder to leave. I bet you put something to the water…
Shooter McGavin in Happy Gilmore
God, you’re gonna remember this for the rest of your life. Can’t believe you’ve never been cow tipping before.
Tommy in Tommy Boy
When my brothers and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker.
Sheldon in Death to Smoochy